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Old 07-19-2010, 03:22 PM
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Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.

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Old 07-19-2010, 03:27 PM
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Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.

I think it was Wendy Nix that lost a ton of weight and she has ended up getting alot of camera time lately.

I remember seeing her first time on ESPN and I thought "She is the token to eliminated discrimination claims" and then never saw her again, and then bam, recently she has been looking alright.

(And before anyone goes nuts about my implications about fat girls, it is also fat dudes, only fat people on TV are famous or they played the sports before)
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:35 PM
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.

I think Jessica P. is Phil's girl.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:00 PM
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.
That combined with being able to read most parts of a racing form and maybe knowing a few horsemen and basic terminology are all the qualifications required of the female handicappers and racing analysts they put on tv.

The on-air female racing analyst comes in three varieties...

1.) The rarest of them all - the halfway competent.

2.) The horrid.

3.) The most common of them all - The laughably incompetent.


You should have to prepare and be insightful whenever you do a studio show or any work as an analyst that you expect people to take seriously ... most of these pretty girl mushmouthed morons are having a good day if they can prepare for their next bowel movement.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:08 PM
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jan rushton in her late 29s...sorry
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