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Old 07-15-2010, 02:51 PM
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spray!!


Turn in your membership kit!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not my membership kit. Can I please keep the pud measuring tape? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:52 PM
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not my membership kit. Can I please keep the pud measuring tape? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
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ror!





No you may fucl<ing not!!
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:55 PM
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The next few days may bring a few more Real Life Stories.


After next week,not even, they probably will be to die for.....but you will have to wait on those.



It may be a lllllllllong wait.
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:57 PM
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I will be trying to top my beautiful Walking thing.

It shan't be easy.



C U all latah....in the night,when it's dark.
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:57 PM
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The next few days may bring a few more Real Life Stories.


After next week,not even, they probably will be to die for.....but you will have to wait on those.



It may be a lllllllllong wait.
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:58 PM
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MATH 2+2=5!!!!





Get out!!













ror!...the guy is mekin me sick!!
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:41 PM
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The next few days may bring a few more Real Life Stories.


After next week,not even, they probably will be to die for.....but you will have to wait on those.



It may be a lllllllllong wait.

There's always the library.

Get your card back from Geeker.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:26 PM
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There's always the library.

Get your card back from Geeker.

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The fucl< face won't give them back....he did the " ha-ha...ha...ha-ha" thing on me.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:29 PM
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Thank you so much,Sighty.





Geez...look at the sizzle in that griddle, would ya?

..whew!!..




I'll need a few minutes.


To study the cards...not your griddle.







..what the fucl< am I saying!!??..
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:58 PM
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THE CHENEY DICK






1...Z TheSeal


And Demerol is on him to boot!!





crink-EL!...


trash can






2...ror! as the Wynd



ror!!






crinkle...


trash can




3...The Flying Whizzer





rule-eng un ze flour!!!!





keepahkeepahkeepah!!






4...Ol' Man Murph


nah




crinkle...


trash can






5...HappyTheManHomeister


what in God's name is that?




nnnnnno





crinkle...


trash can





6...Unbridled Tune



hmmmmm...



Oh well..almost.





crinkle...


trash can








7...Voltaire

I guess he might be able to write his way into winning this one.

That's a weird thought ,isn't it?





crinkle...


trash can





8...Solitary Sunshine




I lllllllike it!!



keepah!






9...WatchThisKick


ThisIsNotFootball





crinkle...


trash can




10...




Phooey...well I almost made it this time.






crink-can








FLYING WHIZZ to win


3-8 e-box for back up purposes.
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The fucl< face won't give them back....he did the " ha-ha...ha...ha-ha" thing on me.
I've picked up some bad habits from the girls...
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:50 AM
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I've picked up some bad habits from the girls...
You have chosen the best suppliers of bad habits.


Congratulations.
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