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| Dinner with family for Mom's birthday |
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16 | 51.61% |
| Animal-like sex mulitple times |
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15 | 48.39% |
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
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Figures you would not want your partner stepping out on you.
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Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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I have no problem being the closer
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() I was going to post a picture of Broxton, but I don't want Scuds to come in here and hijack the thread about what a F'n woman he is.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche on Handicapping |
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Go with the family!
Your mom only gets one birthday a year. I'm hoping you get more than one chance a year to get laid. |
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Whore: That's Japan.
Scavs: Uh, looks like... I can... It shows. Whore: Wanna f.uck? Scavs: Can I post about it on Nerdy Trail? Whore: Um yeah I guess? Scavs: Alright! [three minutes later] Whore: That was fun. Scavs: Yeah, that hit the spot. Whore: Now we can catch up. Scavs: Yeah. [heavy breathing] Scavs: I need to brag on Nerdy Trail real quick. Got a computer? Whore: Yeah it's down the hallway, second door on the left. |