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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:09 PM
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Good for you, dude.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:11 PM
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:13 PM
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:14 PM
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Figures you would not want your partner stepping out on you.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:15 PM
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Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:34 PM
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Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
I have no problem being the closer
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:41 PM
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I have no problem being the closer
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:42 PM
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I prefer Goose Gossage, closer body structure.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:36 PM
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Don't follow this one Tom or else you'll be using a sock, too
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:45 PM
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Go with the family!

Your mom only gets one birthday a year. I'm hoping you get more than one chance a year to get laid.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:59 PM
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Whore: That's Japan.
Scavs: Uh, looks like... I can... It shows.
Whore: Wanna f.uck?
Scavs: Can I post about it on Nerdy Trail?
Whore: Um yeah I guess?
Scavs: Alright!
[three minutes later]
Whore: That was fun.
Scavs: Yeah, that hit the spot.
Whore: Now we can catch up.
Scavs: Yeah.
[heavy breathing]
Scavs: I need to brag on Nerdy Trail real quick. Got a computer?
Whore: Yeah it's down the hallway, second door on the left.
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