What shall I do?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.

[TheSpyder]

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

[MaTH716]

I wonder if there is going to be an hour long interview sometime today with Scavs decision.

[Indian Charlie]

Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.

If he invites her, that means he has to entertain her for the life of the party. Plus he will have to answer all kinds of questions from the family that he probably doesn't want to. Also using the Drigs logic, he will have to kick in some more money to pay for her food and drinks. It's a lose, lose, lose situation. He's already a lock. All he would be doing is jepordizing a sure thing.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.

[DerbyCat]

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

[herkhorse]

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

[Dahoss]

Where is Morty when you need him?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Where is Morty when you need him?

I think he is still at Marc's.......

[MaTH716]

My vote's in, dinner with the family for Mom's birthday.

[ddthetide]

go to dinner with your mom. you can do that chick another night.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

I was sexted "You get to **** me like an animal at 7pm sharp"...I responded with only !!! so far.

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

Not a waitress, although she is an executive at a high level dining establishment

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

I knew there was a reason you are a fav of mine!

Originally Posted by Danzig

moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...

Very true, although I only try and play this card when I absolutely have to.

Originally Posted by herkhorse

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

I doubt biting, more nibbles.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

The black widow also kills her mate after copulating. just thayin....

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

The black widow also kills her mate after copulating. just thayin....

I knew it!!




!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.