LeBron's father prediction....

[docicu3]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

there is no way this guy gets a dime.

I mean the freaking DNA test came back with 0% chance of him being the father.

This guy is a crook and a looney. The only reason he cares in general is because LeBron is as rich as can be.

Even if he actually is the father, which according to DNA is a 0% probability, the only thing this scumbag should get is a rape charge for knocking up a 15 yo when he was in his late 20's.

Why would he push a complaint with negative DNA. Shows what I know about reading legal briefs. I thought he had DNA positive proof. If not then I reverse my decision your honor. Dad has to be out there somewhere? Perhaps Dante West is closer to mommy than we think.....

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by docicu3

Why would he push a complaint with negative DNA. Shows what I know about reading legal briefs. I thought he had DNA positive proof. If not then I reverse my decision your honor. Dad has to be out there somewhere? Perhaps Dante West is closer to mommy than we think.....

"The DNA samples apparently remained in Cleveland for 4 days before they were transported to Genetica in Cincinnati. The following week I telephoned Ms. Dvorak and she advised me orally, followed by documentation sent by mail to my home address, that the result was 0% probability of paternity"

The guy claims that the DNA test was falsified. That is why he keeps on trucking. Oh and guess what he is asking for..

For failing to be a father figure to his hypothetical NBA star son, the man wants a few million dollars. I cant tell if he wants to be paid for every "cause of action" he lays out (8 different ones) or just for one. Added up its like 22 million +.

They should give him 5 grand and then tell him he owe's 50k in child support back tracking.

[Cannon Shell]

I am Zydrunas Ilgauskas dad. Tell him a need a couple grand.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I am Zydrunas Ilgauskas dad. Tell him a need a couple grand.

Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.

Hey Russian chicks are hot! My evidence is that we have similar hairdoos

[slotdirt]

I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."