the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

She goes animal on me when others create disturbances.




Thanks for your wish, but I'm toat.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

She goes animal on me when others create disturbances.




Thanks for your wish, but I'm toat.

What the hell is "toat"?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

What the hell is "toat"?

A person who has a tattoo on his/her chest.

Tattoo On A Teat


It has other meanings ...but come on..... it came from Clydeeeeeeee

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

A person who has a tattoo on his/her chest.

Tattoo On A Teat


It has other meanings ...but come on..... it came from Clydeeeeeeee

See above.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

What the hell is "toat"?

It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

What the hell is "Petey"?

[clyde]

BoneMustard....something like that.


He makes commentys here on NT.

Have planted him under the Thistleydowns bushes many,many times.

[clyde]

..uh-oh....ahm gonna get darted.....I slimed The PhilSki...




..but he did ask for it.

A true doorknob is he.

[clyde]

Can only imagine how many pm's and e-mails fly around here regarding my very own sef.



Too bad....kiddies enjoy me...the ancient enjoy me....of the rest---only those who hear the music enjoy me.




Most of you here are so tone deaf and full of yourselves you couldn't get past London Bridge is Falling Down.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by geeker2

What the hell is "Petey"?

Shirley you jest.

He's a forum God.

Here Morty... I'm following the rules!

Japan sistah... the Mile looks a little, well not the most stellar field huh?

Ooops sorry Morty... it's that f*****g thread in the Pad Lock that has me all mixed up. It's scary!!!

I mean ssssscary.

[clyde]

!!!!


The Padlock is full of scary threads.


Can you narrow it down ..just a little?





You know,Gooey.....a dream goes on forever.This is what I have been told by the sage,old yuk-'em-ups at the Cheap Whiskey Dancer bar.

It's all a matter of what you believe--don't ya thank?

Another thing;the lights will soon go out...and when they do I want you to know something.


And that is,I will never ,ever forget............................











Phooey---I forgot.

[clyde]

And stop calling me Shirley!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

Oh. I don't have a "toat" but I do enjoy my toast first thing in the morning.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Oh. I don't have a "toat" but I do enjoy my toast first thing in the morning.

Yoy.



That winky face says you getting toasted first thing in the morning.....................oh forget it.

[clyde]

We Dooryarders have no fear of anyone nor anything.



This is good.

Anyways...FatPat Cummings is mekin' me sick!!

A big liah and a Sirloin Groupie.





blech!!

[Sightseek]

I'm more of a filet person myself.