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 ![]() I like howabout Take your vertical smile to Presque Isle Downs ![]() 
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			 How bout "Presque Isle Downs, Our Takeout will Bankrupt you ! " 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	" I may leave here empty handed, but you aren't going anywhere "  | 
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			 Get Down at Presque Isle Downs (now accepting EBT) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Take that back. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!  | 
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			 Presque Isle Downs:  Where every Tuesday is Skoal Tuesday, and all senior women receive a free personalized dip cup. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!  | 
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			 PID.....yes, there's actually a race course up here 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	PID.... the loosest slots and sythetic this side of alaska PID..... if you have nothing better to do when get off work @ 530PM -bt-  | 
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			 Esoteric Central 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Presque Isle- "Home of the free tetanus shot with any paid admission". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"  | 
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	Yeah, thats it on the side of the highway all lit up ![]()  | 
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			 FYI I really developed a crush on the blonde gal on the simulcast feed last year 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 "you can't spell 'eerie' without us!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Last edited by Rudeboyelvis : 04-08-2010 at 11:02 PM.  | 
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			 I'll be here all weekend. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Jamie Ness + Slots = U R Winnar!!! C'mon on down to Presque Isl.....nevermind  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 I can't believe no one has challenged my absurd claim that the question mark was invented in Erie. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Presque Isle: Where every Tuesday is Date Night 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			(apsolutely no farm animals admited after 9 pm) 
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	Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.  | 
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			 Yes, There is a Racetrack in Here 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 and the winner is: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Who wants to come to PID and buy PG'85 and I dinner?  |