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|  Presque Isle Downs slogan contest! Quote: 
 Presque Isle Downs needs an identity! A moniker that stands the test of time and places it appropriately in the pantheon of great racing ovals. Let's help generate the enthusiasm for "PID" and its' upcoming season with a contest to offer Western Pennsylvania's best racetrack a slogan! Some ideas to help you get started... "Presque Isle... So much fun it's Erie" "Making Exit 27 better than ever..." 
				__________________ All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. | 
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|   Sock Central | 
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|   When I hear of "PID", I still think of this slut-o-centric ailment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_...matory_disease | 
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|   Presque Isle -- the best racing in Pennsyltucky. 
				__________________ Ticket Seller: All kind of balls... Bodyguard: One of his is crystal. | 
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|   Presque Isle, "We're now tuberculosis free". 
				__________________ Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" | 
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|   Presque Isle.........Where the Lake meets the Fake (dirt)................... 
				__________________ A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown | 
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|   Where BLTs meet VLTs | 
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|   Nice! Leader in the clubhouse? 
				__________________ All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. | 
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|   Presque Isle Downs...why else would you go to Erie? | 
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|   Presque Isle Downs - You ask "Why?" We reply, "Who cares!" 
				__________________ Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there! | 
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|   Presque Isle - we don't need no stinking moniker - we have Drugs S. | 
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|   Presque Isle "Home of the 6 S's! Slots, Synthetics, Simulcast, Steaks and of course Salvatore and his Socks! 
				__________________ Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" | 
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|   "the home of the greatest promotion" 
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|   I've already went out and did my shopping for an outfit to wear for opening day..... Shirt: $10  Jean shorts: $12  Hat: $6  A track being built 5 minutes away and starting another season of racing: Priceless | 
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|   Lake effect snow in May?  It's fantastic! 
				__________________ The world's foremost expert on virtually everything on the Redskins 2010 season: "Im going to go out on a limb here. I say they make the playoffs." | 
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|   Presque Isle:  "The best action west of Canadian Ballet, oh yeah, we have a horse track out back." | 
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|   Gotta throw in a couple more................ PID..............When Mountaineer Won't Quite Cut It. PID..............Leave Your Handicapping Behind. PID..............We Got Your PA Breds---Right Here!!!!! PID..............Your A Winner Until The Gates Open. Ok, I'm done. 
				__________________ A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown | 
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|   Quote: 
 The current slogan they are using is "We Are Slots!" They have it everywhere ... even on the bottom right of the websites racing schedule .. http://www.presqueisledowns.com/racing/index.html Obviously a genius play on the 'We Are Penn State!' chant - with the intent of luring in Beavis and Butthead. | 
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|   Does this mean when Charles Town gets table games their slogan can be "We Are Craps?" 
				__________________ The world's foremost expert on virtually everything on the Redskins 2010 season: "Im going to go out on a limb here. I say they make the playoffs." |