This Is Normal

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

I think you should be

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

I think you should be

thank you

[TheSpyder]

Is this a step up or a step down from a sock?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

HUGE step down.

You rub one out on a sock - you just pitch it on the floor and throw it away whenever you feel an urge to clean - or throw it in the wash whenever you feel an urge to do laundry.

You have to sleep with the pillow.

The sock is like the $5 Korean street hooker to the pillows wife of your children.

[AeWingnut]