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Old 02-18-2010, 03:12 PM
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We're invisible together!
Hi Sighty, I can see you....ROR!!!

Deb-O-Deb see what ya started now....
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:18 PM
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Oh where oh where has our Morty poo gone?

Oh where or where can he be?

With his gym shorts blue and his fingers a feather....

Oh where or where can he be?
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:19 PM
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Behave ladies.

We will have none of this tomfollrey in here
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:25 PM
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Behave ladies.

We will have none of this tomfollrey in here


Oh okay Kev cause see we were all gonna do our best impressions of the Beulah thread just for you, complete with naughty pictures, etc., but since you want us to calm down...

Come on ladies... he doesn't want us to do it.

We'll save it for someone else.
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:28 PM
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Oh okay Kev cause see we were all gonna do our best impressions of the Beulah thread just for you, complete with naughty pictures, etc., but since you want us to calm down...

Come on ladies... he doesn't want us to do it.

We'll save it for someone else.
naughty pictures are NOT considered tomfoolery!!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:30 PM
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naughty pictures are NOT considered tomfoolery!!!
You don't need to try to make us feel better.

It's okay.

Maybe Spyder or Indian Chuck or Freddy would like to see them.

*sigh*

Oh well.
















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Old 02-18-2010, 03:31 PM
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You don't need to try to make us feel better.

It's okay.

Maybe Spyder or Indian Chuck or Freddy would like to see them.

*sigh*

Oh well.
Send 'em to Scav. I'm fairly certain he isn't getting any.
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:34 PM
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Send 'em to Scav. I'm fairly certain he isn't getting any.
Big Brown would get mad at us!
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:50 PM
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Send 'em to Scav. I'm fairly certain he isn't getting any.
Scav is a Pimp by the way.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:10 PM
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Good grief already.



The minute I leave, and you kids do ....this??

You must all be punished...except the poim finder.

That was good!



Doo dah.
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:05 PM
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G'evenin Clyde..... The Lovely Ladies of the Trail seem to be pleased with your poetic presence
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....stay lady stay...stay while the night is still ahead...

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I was rushing to get everything out of ...The House...Tuesday. It was my last chance to do so.Had been dragging it out...not something I was enjoying.

But anyways,came back for the very last time to get the last load at around 11 that night ...maybe a little later.The swine had been bothering me the last few days and I thought I had been very nice about it all.I didn't leave a mess and they don't have to haul off a ton of garbage.Told them I would leave the keys and garage door opener on the kitchen counter and gave the garage door code so they could enter freely as I would leave the house entrance from the garage unlocked.

SSSSSSO, I come through the garage and try to open that door to get back in the house.


But it wouldn't open.

Because it was locked.



In just 7 days shy of 9 years here, that door was never a problem unless it was locked....which it usually wasn't.If it wasn't locked....it always opened with no trouble.


I knew what happened. Those fucl<os came while I was gone, got in and took the keys and locked the door ..probably thinking I was gone.

I was seething thinking this, because there were some last precious and few things I had to get.

So I said ''fucl< it" and kicked really hard where the locks engaged in the jamb.The door burst open amid flying splinters of wood.You could easily tell both the doorknob and dead bolt locks had been engaged by the way the jamb broke.

Surprised it took just the one kick, I walked in and gathered the last items...loaded them in the car and then returned for one last look.I had battled this place for 2 years.


But it was then I saw , on the kitchen counter.....the garage door opener and the house keys.

I then checked the only ways in and out besides the garage ...which were the patio entrance and the front door.Both were locked.


That garage entrance door cannot be locked from outside, only if you had the keys.





I got scared...and left very,very quickly.


If you knew what I went through with this place...you would have been scared ,too.










I hope you enjoyed it.
Last edited by clyde : 08-14-2010 at 08:59 PM. Reason: changed 'sacred" to 'scared"..big difference
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:25 PM
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:49 PM
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I liked it!


















oooops
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Old 08-14-2010, 09:00 PM
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Glad you did, BeefHerky...it's true--I promise.

Really,really.




It's OK this time, but don't ignore the goldie locks again.
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