Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[timmgirvan]

The Postal Service created a stamp with President Obama on it and noticed
the stamp wasn't sticking to the envelopes. This enraged the President and He demanded a full investigation. After a month of congressional testing and
1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 1) the stamp is in perfect order 2) There is nothing wrong with the glue. 3) People are spitting on the wrong side of it