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Old 12-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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Let's just say hypothetically that you have a guy who is an 18 handicap right now and he is using Hogan Apex irons from the 1980s and a wood driver. If he got a new set of Calloways, don't you think he might be able to get down to a 14 handicap?

No. I don't know of any 18 handicap that can chip or putt with any consistency. If they could, they wouldn't be 18 handicaps. New equipment alone isn't gonna drop their handicap.
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:10 PM
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Leno has been rolling out some pretty funny Tiger jokes tonight.
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:56 AM
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What is the difference between Santa and Tiger?

































Santa stops at 3 "Hos"
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:25 AM
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Even Little Johnny is getting in on this.


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Old 12-18-2009, 04:26 PM
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When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:23 PM
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Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.
Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.
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Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.
I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.

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Old 12-18-2009, 09:23 PM
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I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.
i was wrong to it was higher
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:23 PM
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AT&T gives him a nice belated birthday present. Dropped him like a bad habit.
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that's a helluva tale if it's true!
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:26 AM
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Okay......Tiger's problems and how he chooses to address them with his family are his business, but why aren't the police taking a harder line with the 9 Iron to the head or assault with a deadly weapon.....he's a schmuck but she could have easily killed him with very little effort. No doubt the courts would look at a nine iron as a deadly weapon.
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Physical abuse is worse in my opinion. What Tiger did was wrong, but if Elin smacked him with a golf club, that isn't exactly right either. They really should just divorce.
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:27 PM
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Physical abuse is worse in my opinion. What Tiger did was wrong, but if Elin smacked him with a golf club, that isn't exactly right either. They really should just divorce.
If? She did. Knocked a couple of his teeth out. He's lucky that's all she did.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:16 AM
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Physical abuse is worse in my opinion. What Tiger did was wrong, but if Elin smacked him with a golf club, that isn't exactly right either. They really should just divorce.


had she walked in on him in the act, and killed him and the lover-she'd most likely get off due to it being called a crime of passion. hitting him with a golf club is serious-but i think his having sex with god knows who and potentially exposing his wife to myriad std's is worse than getting hit in the face. then there's destroying his family-his contempt for his wife and children is the worst behavior possible.
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