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Old 10-21-2009, 01:40 PM
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Hope his wife takes him to the cleaners. His affairs were one of the reasons he lost his job with the Mets to begin with.

But fellas, his wife didn't understand him!
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:51 PM
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But fellas, his wife didn't understand him!
Who could possibly understand a guy with an ego the size of Alaska? What a real jerk and such bad taste in girls. Thats like at minimum a 12 pack.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:17 PM
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Who could possibly understand a guy with an ego the size of Alaska? What a real jerk and such bad taste in girls. Thats like at minimum a 12 pack.
Steve meet Isaiah........both have "little head" problems.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:37 PM
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I don't know what's worse ....

His genius "why would the Phillies pick Pedro up? He can't pitch in that ballpark. He won't hold up." comments

or .....





He and LoDuca have a lot in common I see ... but I'm guessing LoDuca has a better eye with his cheating and probably knows more about horse racing than Phillips does about baseball.
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That looks like an inbatweener (like the asian dude who has babies.) Like a Cher production: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...ono&FORM=IGRE# If ya ask me, this Diana T. looks like one as well :http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...si&FORM=Z7FD2#

Look at this photo here:http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...de-taurasi.jpg

How the f is that called a female's leg? Look at all those photos. Especially the knee n' calf. That is a dude's knee n' calf.

-->>> http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...on%2F1361.jpeg Those legs are brutal. I'd bet she has at least 1 testicle somewhere in her.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:38 PM
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Who could possibly understand a guy with an ego the size of Alaska? What a real jerk and such bad taste in girls. Thats like at minimum a 12 pack.
12 pack? There isn't enough alcohol anywhere to make her attractive.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:39 PM
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12 pack? There isn't enough alcohol anywhere to make her attractive.
How about a 12 pack and a light switch?
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:42 PM
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I'm waiting for Scav's head to magically appear on her body
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:42 PM
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How about a 12 pack and a light switch?
Light switch would be a great idea. That way she couldn't see ya walk out the door while she was undressing.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:49 PM
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Light switch would be a great idea. That way she couldn't see ya walk out the door while she was undressing.

you put on such an act. you wouldnt even think twice.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:57 PM
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you put on such an act. you wouldnt even think twice.
I have standards. Lifes too short to fool around with ugly chicks.
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you put on such an act. you wouldnt even think twice.

OOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Thats like at minimum a 12 pack.
More like 1.5 beers.

But still ... with that - you wouldn't be making rare cameos to every bar in town where you know someone just to brag about your great conquest.
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