Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[Oaklawnfan]

Cocktail Conversation

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted
an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and
said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself.

It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.
Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?"

He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."