Moose an early arrival at Spa

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by pgiaco

Press Release from Jess Jackson:
"We are very happy to have aquired the greatest moose in the history of racing. It is our goal to have the country enjoy her splendor. She will tell us when she is ready to run. Steve is looking at the Boris and Natasha Stakes with a possible run against the boys in the Moosleyvania Derby. After her illustrious career we will breed her to Curlin and enjoy racing her offspring."

I'm gonna guess a process server is looking for ya. Who has jurisdiction for this lawsuit by Jess? NY?