"His mother-in-law is dying right now".. "I'm almost done."

[satan's twin]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

1. It's pretty simple. he sits behind and runs the plate.

2. I expect an apology.

1. By golly, not being as versed in the warp-speed advances in the police sciences as a sharpie like you, I'm astounded to learn that the Chicago P.D. now has the capability to check a license plate from a squad car. Do they still carry the whistles?

Curious indeed that in the face of massive finacial shortages, scrutiny from citizen review boards, manpower shortages, low morale and a staggering escalation in crime, this police dept. would find the energy and the initiative to ferret out that dastardly menace now lurking upon our citizenry, downstate motorists who's names end in vowels! Curiouser still when you consider that half the constabalary protecting us against this scourge is none other than like tribesmen WHO'S NAMES ALSO END IN VOWELS!

Rather than a case of abuse of the badge, this would seem to be an incidence of police profiling. It would seem the CPD correctly identified a lost rube in his turnip truck and performed a civic service by pointing him in the general direction of Hooterville.

2. Apology? Begone, gnat.