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Old 03-30-2009, 07:26 PM
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Please Sighty .. I'm sure you have the looks and all.

The all-time greatest display by a female racing analyst I've ever seen was turned in by Claudia Simon on TVG several years ago.

She was on by herself as the post parade was going by for a race at a harness track ... and they had the abbreviation DR next to the name of all the drivers in the race.

She was calling them like Dr. David Miller and Dr. Catelo Manzi etc. It took a couple of them until she realized the entire field wasn't made up of doctors acting as harness drivers.
that's hilarious!
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:17 PM
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I've always thought Caton Bredar is cute as hell!
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:44 PM
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Uncly.... but shirely y'all already knew this
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:30 AM
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I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:24 AM
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I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch
Uncl's... check your FB
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Old 03-31-2009, 01:42 PM
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I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch
I'm sure you are ... but I think you should back that up with a few photos
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I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself.

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Old 03-31-2009, 11:01 PM
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If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore
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I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself.

That is WarranT'esque Phil.

Do you happen to have a photo of your basement too? Where it all happenssssssssss, yesssssss.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:52 AM
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If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore


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That is WarranT'esque Phil.

Do you happen to have a photo of your basement too? Where it all happenssssssssss, yesssssss.
I call this one "WarranT does the Kentucky Oaks."

Some of my finest work.

I don't have a basement, nor do I live with my parents, or else I'd take a shot of "where the magic happens."
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I call this one "WarranT does the Kentucky Oaks."

Some of my finest work.

I don't have a basement, nor do I live with my parents, or else I'd take a shot of "where the magic happens."
Shitty post by me. I didn't even get the WarranT quote correct.

I'll blame it on morning grogginess, I'll try to step up my game.
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If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore
Real men can pull off pink.
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I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself.

I think you should enter more than one photo of you in this contest....that spider man outfit of yours?




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I think you should enter more than one photo of you in this contest....that spider man outfit of yours?




now that i'm "outed" as available for viewing on facebook, those wishing to see me in full spandex have plenty of opportunity.


personally, i think you should toss your hat in the ring with your bikini on the rocks photo- hands down winner
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:45 AM
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I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
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I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
Where the hell you been?
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:53 AM
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now that i'm "outed" as available for viewing on facebook, those wishing to see me in full spandex have plenty of opportunity.


personally, i think you should toss your hat in the ring with your bikini on the rocks photo- hands down winner
You should name it "Spandex Glory"

That photo was taken on the Cliff Walk in Newport, RI....so pretty!
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:55 AM
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I don't know, but when I figure it out, I will let u know.
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