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03-23-2009, 01:25 PM
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My IQ tested at something like 346 the other day.
Going to drink wheat beer and watch a whole lot of Glenn Beck and hopefully I can drive it down back into the 200's and contain it there. 
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03-23-2009, 01:27 PM
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You sure there wasn't one of those "-" before the 346??
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03-23-2009, 02:03 PM
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Pretty sure.
In fact - I should have got bonus points because I took the thing with one hand. As I recall - my other hand was busy fingering some hottie sitting next to me that I had met earlier in the day when I went to the pet store to buy my dog some food. This chick was so horny that it felt like a horse was eating out of my palm. Anyway - I upped the fingering tempo, and she leans over and starts kissing my neck and whispering dirty thoughts in my ear. "So, what's on your mind?" - Me, still fingering her "How we absolutely must fucl<." - Her "When?" - Me "Now." - Her "Where?" - Me "Men's bathroom. In a stall." Her, whimpering. "Are you sure?" - Me, playing hard to get. "Definitely." - Her I got stamina like no one's ever seen ... but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let my pulled pork slammers get cold. I got a nut in world record time.
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03-23-2009, 02:23 PM
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He could make some  writing those sex novels.I get turned on from pretty much all of his posts.
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03-23-2009, 02:26 PM
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 I hope this doesn't go to his head.
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03-23-2009, 03:37 PM
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