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Old 12-09-2008, 04:58 AM
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There was nothing started, so nothing to end.

I got what I wanted out of you, my precious baby boy whipped your asz, while you were drooling over my thong.

Kiss kiss.
I laughed, actually I'm still laughing.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:32 AM
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Poor Doc, he just wants to get fired up with some Hanson and play horses with bar shoes on. I don't see why Linda would hook up with a young stud with bad socks when she could have the good doctor.

Paging Morty, paging Morty, you have a marriage to fix....pronto.

Hang on Doc, Morty will fix everything. I promise.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:46 AM
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Linda-Poo...is there a way................
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:52 AM
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Linda-Poo...is there a way................
Hey baby...



BOO!


Did I scare ya?!..lol















Sorry.. could'nt help myself..
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:04 AM
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Hey baby...



BOO!
Did I scare ya?!..lol

Sorry.. could'nt help myself..

I just threw up in my mouth...ALOT
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:21 AM
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Hey baby...



BOO!


Did I scare ya?!..lol















Sorry.. could'nt help myself..


Hello my violent little pelvic attack.

I am receiving multiple woodies as I speak.

Your "BOO!" did frighten me...but not as much as it enlightened me because I imagined the heaving of your fine breasts as you let out the ...BOO.






And so.....we must fucl< as soon as humanly possible.


















!!!!!!!
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:25 AM
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Oh..I have been offered up to $500 by certain unamed male posters to cajole you into putting your photo back on your herespace.



I must insist you do this thing...make it a really,really snappy one.


OK?
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:27 AM
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Oh..I have been offered up to $500 by certain unamed male posters to cajole you into putting your photo back on your herespace.



I must insist you do this thing...may it a really,really snappy one.


OK?
Only if you split it with me
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:25 AM
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Hello my violent little pelvic attack.

I am receiving multiple woodies as I speak.

Your "BOO!" did frighten me...but not as much as it enlightened me because I imagined the heaving of your fine breasts as you let out the ...BOO.






And so.....we must fucl< as soon as humanly possible.


















!!!!!!!
Hey!! It's like I have heard this before...hmmmmm..

Yes...In my ear..not 5 minutes ago..lmao!!

We really must do something about them woodies of yours... and soon...

Night baby....

kiss kiss
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:27 AM
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Oh my God!!!!











thud
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