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Old 08-23-2008, 10:19 PM
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By the way everyone...ROR is actually my wife. I know we had you all going here for some time..but it was fun.


Hi..if you don't mind---I'm going to ask her if you fucl<ed her.


OK?
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:26 PM
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By the way everyone...ROR is actually my wife. I know we had you all going here for some time..but it was fun.


Hi..if you don't mind---I'm going to ask her if you fucl<ed her.


OK?
fine by me. let me know her answer. something might have happened.

my dog's been looking at me strangely lately and i'm a little worried she may say no.
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:29 PM
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fine by me. let me know her answer. something might have happened.

my dog's been looking at me strangely lately and i'm a little worried she may say no.



Good deal.



Do you mean the dog or Debbie?
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:56 PM
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Good deal.



Do you mean the dog or Debbie?
never mind.

i just found out it was all three of us, a bicycle and a leash.

i really need to cut back on sniffing powdered adrenal glands. that stuff messes you up.
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:58 PM
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never mind.

i just found out it was all three of us, a bicycle and a leash.

i really need to cut back on sniffing powdered adrenal glands. that stuff messes you up.

It's ok God. We all fall from Grace now and then. You're forgiven.
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:30 PM
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And Joe Biden's adult daughter, Ashley, rumored to be a human vacuum when it comes to white powder(not Carpet Fresh):
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0827/csmimg/ABIDEN_P5.jpg
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:34 PM
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And Joe Biden's adult daughter, Ashley, rumored to be a human vacuum when it comes to white powder(not Carpet Fresh):
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0827/csmimg/ABIDEN_P5.jpg

to steal a line from DrugS, she looks a bit Jewy
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By the way everyone...ROR is actually my wife. I know we had you all going here for some time..but it was fun.


Hi..if you don't mind---I'm going to ask her if you fucl<ed her.


OK?

If I slept with God, would that make me the Virgin Mary??????????????
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:35 PM
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aint nothing virgin about yo....





























never mind
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I don't think I slept with you either. Maybe I should start taking notes.
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I don't think I slept with you either. Maybe I should start taking notes.
Note to myself:




Tell Debbie to do this.
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:40 PM
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I don't think I slept with you yet. Maybe I should consider it
FTFY
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Well I think ground zero just happened.


ror!!







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ror!!







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See you at home dear.
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See you at home dear.

OK,baby...wear those hot flannels again...please?
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OK,baby...wear those hot flannels again...please?

I think I left them with God.
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HI !!





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I think I left them with God.
And you pack a bag!!


You will need it for the confessional.
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