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Old 05-29-2008, 07:41 PM
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THE OHIO DERBY FINE ANALYSIS PROGRAM













I begin.






























MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!













May I have the cards,please?





















Any day now.










What? You bring notype and Oinkman?


I said the CARDS---not the TARDS!









Unbelieveable.












Bettah...thank you.

















SMUTH-AIR




Oh my God.


Crinkle...

..trash can.






Your Round




And yer slow


Crinkle...

..trash can.








MedJool





Where do they get these names???



Crinkle...


...trash can.










StolenChevy




Bite me.


Crinkle...

..trash can.













CelticMeal




There's another one I've never heard of.


Crinkle...

..trash can.










Cherokee Artist






I have painted the finish of the race....and he ain't in it.



Crinkle...


..trash can.


















That leaves the 2nd place finisher...Z-Fortune ...and yer winnah...




.....Instill.












Looks like 4-7 ta me.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:54 PM
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MedJool





Where do they get these names???
Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good.
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:13 PM
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Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good.



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Old 05-31-2008, 05:14 PM
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Does someone need quiet time?
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:15 PM
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I not enjoy losing.









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Old 05-31-2008, 10:54 PM
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Maybe this will cheer you up...

Any idea which jocks we're looking at?

http://capitalnews9.com/Video/BuildA...d=1&adId=10820

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Old 06-02-2008, 02:00 PM
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I not enjoy losing.









Now you know how I feel analyzing players on Cleveland sports teams. Smuther ran pretty ok.
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