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Mortimer

05-22-2008 01:08 PM

The Oh-ho-ho Derby

When they decide who will run ...I shall have something to say.

We already know Tail of E-Thebby is chickening out to join in the fun at Belmonts.

Smuther is strongly rumored to be an entrant at the EmeryRoad facility's huge day.

What a dumb azz.

horseofcourse

05-27-2008 02:31 PM

I think both a Zito horse and a Zayat horse may be running at Thistley.

Mortimer

05-27-2008 02:36 PM

Really?

You and the Bidster will have to take this over.

Do a good job,now.

my miss storm cat

05-27-2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Smuther

You hurt his feelings. :(

He demands a new nickname.

Mortimer

05-27-2008 09:26 PM

Well DNF is taken....maybe---Late Bid...Failed to do So?

TheSpyder

05-29-2008 04:45 AM

http://www.brisnet.com/bris_link/pdf...llc_112099.pdf

Mortimer

05-29-2008 08:35 AM

What in the heck is that?

horseofcourse

05-29-2008 10:03 AM

The Zayat horse is running with a thistley appearance by Garret Gomez...the Zito horse isn't. This is one of the greatest fields ever assembled for a horsey race.

Mortimer

05-29-2008 10:07 AM

This is embarrassing.

horseofcourse

05-29-2008 10:19 AM

I'm so confused on the oh-ho-ho derby. It used to be run in July...now it is a prep for the Iowa Derby.

Mortimer

05-29-2008 10:20 AM

Wedgie and Shapiro have taken it over.

This explains a lot.

They may send Smuther down and call up both Bob and John.

Mortimer

05-29-2008 10:27 AM

Yer Round?????

Well you're FAT!

Mortimer

05-29-2008 05:21 PM

Tonight I will do this thing.

The Ohio Derby Analysis.

Be there or be SmuthAir.

I mean square.

Cajungator26

05-29-2008 05:26 PM

^^^

Chalk eater.

Mortimer

05-29-2008 05:55 PM

^^^ Caulk Beader.

Mortimer

05-29-2008 07:41 PM

THE OHIO DERBY FINE ANALYSIS PROGRAM

I begin.

MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!

May I have the cards,please?

Any day now.

What? You bring notype and Oinkman?

I said the CARDS---not the TARDS!

Unbelieveable.

Bettah...thank you.

:rolleyes:

SMUTH-AIR

Oh my God.

Crinkle...

..trash can.

Your Round

And yer slow

Crinkle...

..trash can.

MedJool

Where do they get these names???

Crinkle...

...trash can.

StolenChevy

Bite me.

Crinkle...

..trash can.

CelticMeal

There's another one I've never heard of.

Crinkle...

..trash can.

Cherokee Artist

I have painted the finish of the race....and he ain't in it.

Crinkle...

..trash can.

That leaves the 2nd place finisher...Z-Fortune ...and yer winnah...

.....Instill.

Looks like 4-7 ta me.

my miss storm cat

05-31-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well DNF is taken....maybe---Late Bid...Failed to do So?

No.

He didn't like either of those and said to tell you it wasn't his fault he was chalk.

Can my Derby boy have a nice new name now?

Pleeeeeease?

my miss storm cat

05-31-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

MedJool

Where do they get these names???

Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good. :p

Mortimer

05-31-2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

No.

He didn't like either of those and said to tell you it wasn't his fault he was chalk.

Can my Derby boy have a nice new name now?

Pleeeeeease?

:mad:

Mortimer

05-31-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Are you kidding? That's a sexy name...

Not as good as Iffraaj or Araafa but pretty good. :p

:mad: :mad:

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