errr uhh Ted Kennedy airlifted to hospital

[Mortimer]

The ambulance driver had a foggy explanation as to why it took so long to get to Kennedy. He said when he got the call no one was around and his ambulance was across the river and he could not find a bridge...so he swam. He swam a long way and swears he did not stop to get snookered.He eventually reached Kennedy abut 12 hours after the emergency call.