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Coach Pants 05-17-2008 12:24 PM

errr uhh Ted Kennedy airlifted to hospital
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24680994/

Mortimer 05-17-2008 12:29 PM

The ambulance driver had a foggy explanation as to why it took so long to get to Kennedy. He said when he got the call no one was around and his ambulance was across the river and he could not find a bridge...so he swam. He swam a long way and swears he did not stop to get snookered.He eventually reached Kennedy abut 12 hours after the emergency call.

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2008 12:30 PM

Better by air than sea or river, lake, pond etc. now, that we've crossed that bridge...

Better Than Honour 05-17-2008 01:07 PM

45 years in the Senate. Time to go. It isn't like it will cost the democrats a seat or anything.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 01:36 PM

Doctors have been asked if the senator has expired.....they replied:

"We're not sure---it's hard to tell."

Mortimer 05-17-2008 01:43 PM

Behind the scenes doctors continue to argue as to whether the senator is dead ...or not.




A JohnnieWalker Red Label intravenous drip has been installed....just in case.

ArlJim78 05-17-2008 03:14 PM

scotch producers have moved to DEFCON 2.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 04:02 PM

!OOOOOOOOOO!

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:56 PM

We, the people of Massachusetts, wish to be free of the thing called Kennedy.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:19 PM

!!



Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!



Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???

And NEVER voted for him.:D

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:21 PM

Fine work.

Excellent.

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Fine work.

Excellent.


:)

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:24 PM

;)

Coach Pants 05-17-2008 07:29 PM


Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants


There he is! Working hard in the Senate!

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:34 PM

Cacophonous!!

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:37 PM

Looks like he's lost weight though.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:46 PM

If you look closely...you can find it.

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:52 PM

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I EVEN LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:


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