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Coach Pants 05-17-2008 11:24 AM

errr uhh Ted Kennedy airlifted to hospital
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24680994/

Mortimer 05-17-2008 11:29 AM

The ambulance driver had a foggy explanation as to why it took so long to get to Kennedy. He said when he got the call no one was around and his ambulance was across the river and he could not find a bridge...so he swam. He swam a long way and swears he did not stop to get snookered.He eventually reached Kennedy abut 12 hours after the emergency call.

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-17-2008 11:30 AM

Better by air than sea or river, lake, pond etc. now, that we've crossed that bridge...

Better Than Honour 05-17-2008 12:07 PM

45 years in the Senate. Time to go. It isn't like it will cost the democrats a seat or anything.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 12:36 PM

Doctors have been asked if the senator has expired.....they replied:

"We're not sure---it's hard to tell."

Mortimer 05-17-2008 12:43 PM

Behind the scenes doctors continue to argue as to whether the senator is dead ...or not.




A JohnnieWalker Red Label intravenous drip has been installed....just in case.

ArlJim78 05-17-2008 02:14 PM

scotch producers have moved to DEFCON 2.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 03:02 PM

!OOOOOOOOOO!

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 05:56 PM

We, the people of Massachusetts, wish to be free of the thing called Kennedy.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 06:19 PM

!!



Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!



Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???

And NEVER voted for him.:D

Mortimer 05-17-2008 06:21 PM

Fine work.

Excellent.

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Fine work.

Excellent.


:)

Mortimer 05-17-2008 06:24 PM

;)

Coach Pants 05-17-2008 06:29 PM


Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants


There he is! Working hard in the Senate!

Mortimer 05-17-2008 06:34 PM

Cacophonous!!

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:37 PM

Looks like he's lost weight though.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 06:46 PM

If you look closely...you can find it.

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:52 PM

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I EVEN LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:


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