The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!

I hope you're out and about soon.

[SentToStud]

... and take seats.

Bartender to first duck: Hi! What's your name and how has your day been?

1st Duck: Why, my name is Huey and I've had a glorious day, thank you very much! I've been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What else could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great, Huey! (Turns to second duck). And what's your name little fella and how has your day been?

2nd Duck: Why, my name is Dewey, than you very much and I too have had a wonderful day! I also have been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What more could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great Dewey! (Turns to third duck). Well, I guess you must be Louie. How has your day been?

3rd Duck: I'm Puddles.

Originally Posted by SentToStud

... and take seats.

Bartender to first duck: Hi! What's your name and how has your day been?

1st Duck: Why, my name is Huey and I've had a glorious day, thank you very much! I've been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What else could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great, Huey! (Turns to second duck). And what's your name little fella and how has your day been?

2nd Duck: Why, my name is Dewey, than you very much and I too have had a wonderful day! I also have been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What more could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great Dewey! (Turns to third duck). Well, I guess you must be Louie. How has your day been?

3rd Duck: I'm Puddles.

That was good. I have one. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

Because they chip their teeth.