The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!
 

"If I have to sit around here another day, I'm gonna go ape sh*t," - GPK

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Okay kids, here's the deal. He seems like he's getting a little bit restless. I thought it might be fun to try to come up with 101 ways of cheering him up!

(Or, at the very least, of distracting him while we're all off at the OTB or the track, having a great time people-watching and drinking, placing those monster bets and hitting the IRS window, and..... ooops! Shouldn't have said that).:D

A picture, a story, a joke, a song, a clip..... anything!

Let's go!

#1. Patches
http://gprime.net/video.php/patchesthehorse

#2. A special caption writing contest entry, just for GPK (hooray!).
http://www.geocities.com/batman_927/hockey_dolphin.jpg

#3. A quick and fun read..... slips of the tongue...
http://www.joblatino.com/slips.html

#4. An idea..... write an email to Xcellent! (Kindly note he answers to Stan and he WILL write back).
http://www.xcellent.co.nz/index.page

Okay, someone else has to do #5....

Golf joke:

Wide Stance
A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.

"What happened?" asked the doctor.

"I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.

The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

6. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door.

7. A riddle for you to ponder.....

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?

Can someone do #8? Thanks!

answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing :p

8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

I'm afraid I need to punish you. :p I almost added a line about not giving him the answer but thought nah..... no one will.

Naughty!:D

Oh crap, now i need to think of something else. Ummm.....

#9. Here's a limerick.

The members of Derby Trail panel
think it's too hot for jammies of flannel
Take them off, take a pill,
get in bed, try to chill
and daydream about English Channel. :p

When you go to the track,
You can never look back.
So ahead Miss Storm Cat
Still teasing with "chat".
Kev nods his head, "Oh, what the fack?'

Very nice!

#11..... a photo. It's a love story. :p
http://www.suprmchaos.com/joe-pesci_122803.jpg

Kev never said he could ride, but he sure looks good in those silks.
Hope he enjoyed the "congrats" as much as the smile on his face indicates.
Keep riding 'em Kev. You handsome hombre!
The rewards are worth it.
Feel the love.

Again, very nice and that counts as #12.

I don't know if we can make it to 101 so why don't we just go for 20? Is that enough to cheer him up or distract him? God i hope so! I'm running out of ideas here.

For #13? How many horses have their own theme song? Well this one does. Hooray!:cool:

Click on the English version..... or the other, if you want.

The incomparable, the gallant, the brilliant, the beloved..... I give you Mr. Silent Witness, Esquire.

http://www.silentwitness.com.hk/engl...5_showcase.asp

14. Culture time!!!

Pick your favorite artist out of the three runners up!

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2268

how in the heck did I miss this thread yesterday???? Im in good spirits, hell, Im happy and blessed to be alive...Im just a bit bored more than anything else. If I keep talking to Sarah anymore, I believe she is gonna start talking back...:eek:

dont worry about me...im good...just stir crazy is all.

it's clearly evident that I am not the only one with too much time on my hands:D :D

**** GPK!!! That *********** has it made!!! How about cheering me up after Johnny went braindead in the 4th race and cost me a score!:)

It's only cause I care and was so distressed after reading your ape sh*t line.

Now that you're feeling a little better I can get back to my life!

(Note to self - check swimming horses in Hong Kong).:D

Hope you're okay. Go take some pain pills.:p

Just about all my horses were 4th yesterday (well, one was 5th). It was like a running gag.

Watch the Silent Witness song... it'll help!

Oh wait..... it makes me cry. Never mind... :)

Yeah....pray for Mike..better yet....pray for JV and hope that Mike doesn't see him around the next few days.

MMSC....you are way too nice....and different...but I like different.

I hope you're out and about soon.

3 Ducks walk into a bar....
 

... and take seats.

Bartender to first duck: Hi! What's your name and how has your day been?

1st Duck: Why, my name is Huey and I've had a glorious day, thank you very much! I've been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What else could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great, Huey! (Turns to second duck). And what's your name little fella and how has your day been?

2nd Duck: Why, my name is Dewey, than you very much and I too have had a wonderful day! I also have been hopping in and out of puddles all day long, What more could a duck ask for?

Bartender: That's great Dewey! (Turns to third duck). Well, I guess you must be Louie. How has your day been?

3rd Duck: I'm Puddles.

That was good. I have one. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

Because they chip their teeth.