The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by BellamyRd.

answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing

8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

I'm afraid I need to punish you. I almost added a line about not giving him the answer but thought nah..... no one will.

Naughty!

Oh crap, now i need to think of something else. Ummm.....

#9. Here's a limerick.

The members of Derby Trail panel
think it's too hot for jammies of flannel
Take them off, take a pill,
get in bed, try to chill
and daydream about English Channel.