The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

7. A riddle for you to ponder.....

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?

Can someone do #8? Thanks!

answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing

8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."