The things people do in Mortimer's neck of the woods...

[2 Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

A piece from the link:


BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,"

Geezes , and I thought the hole in the middle was for the UMBRELLA !
Opps just re-read the report................NEVAH MIND......