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Old 03-31-2008, 02:58 PM
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Now that's what I call getting a woody.
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:03 PM
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Gives new meaning to "As flat as a board but with the knotholes in the right place"
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:49 PM
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End tables, coffee tables, ping pong tables sprouting up all over his yard.
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:08 PM
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hate to see what he'd do to a pool table..

















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double whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:09 PM
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hate to see what he'd do to a pool table..

















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Wanna play table tennis?
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:17 PM
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His wife was found inside having sex with a bumper pool table.
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:25 PM
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At least we know what to get Morty for Christmas.....
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:51 PM
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Wanna play table tennis?
Doesnt the net get in the way ?
[ at least I didnt bring up the skateboard ]
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:53 PM
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Doesnt the net get in the way ?
[ at least I didnt bring up the skateboard ]
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