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			 Thread of the Year and Post of the Year. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	The winner(s) will receive fab prizes such as a poem penned by Morte (okay so it'll be a plagiarized version of one already in existence, but it's the thought and all...), a special surprise photo tribute by Mr. P. Pants, Esquire, the chance to win our grand prize..... your name AND likeness on A Lost Texan's license (sorry kids, the plate was already taken), as well as many wonderful and yet-to-be determined prizes. Any and all suggestions welcome (including Iceland-related)..... Who wants to go first?  | 
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			 For best post, within the same thread, from Mortimer: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	It was nickle perogi night at The CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar....it was in mid summer around 7 years ago. Oh it wasn't the nickle perogis that attracted me. ...I hate those vulcanized obsceneties anyway. I was there to see the first Eskeemo cheap whiskey dancer. It was fabled her legs didn't even hint of stopping at her dupa and she could slam down 3 doubles after every dance as if they contained pinneappple juice and not FrankyFiveAngels Rye. I came late...and they knew me there from my last visit when I cleaned out 17 Swedish military assault members and stuck their knives where cheese isn't made. The bar was full.....and I love sitting at the bar. I picked the toughest looking one to make sure there would be a message for all to enjoy. I told him......" You're sitting in my seat." He didn't like it. Not the seat....what I said. He replied.." Well I don't see yer stinkin' name on it." I knew he didn't know me from the last time. So I says......." No ..it ain't on my seat...it's on this....and my name is Colt .44." I pulled back my coat displaying a holstered Dirty Harry model." His eyes bugged I smashed him over the head with a full bottle of OldGrandDad....as he slumped I picked him up and flung him about 20 feet across the bar. I looked at all the dumbfounded retches and shrieked..."Anyone else wanna piece a me??" They weren't interested.  | 
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			 Someone should know my palgiarized poems are covered by copyright law. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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   http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...=17917&page=12 If it helps, I liked your versions better.  | 
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			 Wow, gret minds think alike...just posted the same thing in other section.  I guess someone will move it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 OH!!...GOOD ONE! And it does. Glad someone appreciates fine work.  | 
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			 HOSSY...  !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	SPYDAH...... !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! Don't be shy posters......there's plenty more where those came from.  | 
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			 I believe the contest is over before it really began. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Hard to top a drunken idiot, Dairy Queen stories, and Morty's storytelling. A classic to be sure. Though, there has got to be some bat$hit crazy Grits thread that may well rank near the top too, upon further review.  | 
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			 arljim, pp, and hi i'm god had some great replies in that thread as well, but Morty's definitely took the cake. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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	Avatar ~ Nicky Whelan ![]() and now we murderers because we kill time  | 
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			 the one where Happy Ticket is getting nailed by Distorted Humor.  we need more of that.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 I am not permitted in the smart threads,but my vote for POY is this gem by GroovesInsideMyHead: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Hey Andy...will you do any BC analysis on your horse racing analysis show this BC week?  | 
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			 I'll have to think more regarding TOY. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 The story by Morton was indeed a classic. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it. I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen. It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.  | 
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 I'm sorry.....nominatons are limited to posts dated 12-12-07 or earlier.  | 
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			 Is the 'Mrs. Bababooee' family turmoil thread a viable nominee? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.  |