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Old 05-19-2007, 02:00 AM
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Default Just got in my first Bar Fight...

I turned 21 on May 1st of this year, and just got into a bar fight, kinda. I went to the bar with my buddies, then we went to a local mexican food place. These guys started talking **** to one of my friends as they were leaving and saying this like "we will pay for ur bill, come meet us in the parking lot now". I told them to F off and to get the F out of here, and they did. 5 seconds later they come back in and hit the hat off my buddies head, so I tackle the guy that did it and whoop the **** out of him, then it was broke up, they were kicked out, and I went home. That is the story, thought I would share. lol


just a little drunk right now, so if there is any typos don;t worry about it.
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:15 AM
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Sounds very high school.
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:47 AM
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It's Fair weekend in Fort Plain too! You would do well in that condition there today.
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:15 AM
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I turned 21 on May 1st of this year, and just got into a bar fight, kinda. I went to the bar with my buddies, then we went to a local mexican food place. These guys started talking **** to one of my friends as they were leaving and saying this like "we will pay for ur bill, come meet us in the parking lot now". I told them to F off and to get the F out of here, and they did. 5 seconds later they come back in and hit the hat off my buddies head, so I tackle the guy that did it and whoop the **** out of him, then it was broke up, they were kicked out, and I went home. That is the story, thought I would share. lol


just a little drunk right now, so if there is any typos don;t worry about it.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:00 AM
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5 seconds later they come back in and hit the hat off my buddies head.
ooooooooh, the last straw.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:18 AM
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here's a little advice, if that thing ever happens again, either leave or buy the person a drink.....bar fights are ridiculous and can literally ruin people's lives....a little story for you......A few years back, I was working for a company that took on a new product and in order to satisfy all the legal requirements of the agreement, all the employees had to be bonded....there are several different levels of bonding and this particular agreement required complete FBI background checks. One of our absolute best employees was a 36 year old guy, married, two kids, and just did a wonderful job for us had a mark come up on his background check....guess what it was? A bar fight that had taken place 15 years prior right after his 21st birthday. Based on our agreement, we had to let him go because he had an assault charge in which he pleaded no contest, paid his fine, and thought he went on with his life....15 years later, I had to ask him for his badge and walk him out.....one of the worst days of my professional life.......avoid those things at all costs....they simply aren't worth it and as Jaime says, they are so high school...
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:26 AM
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"I turned 21 on May 1st of this year"

would never have guessed. i thought the story was an epic only an older much wiser man could write, much less have lived. the arc described every emotion we all experience when someone "talked asterisk to us" as you so eloquently put it.

bravo.

which junior college are you enrolled at?
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:30 AM
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Only a Noodle fan could dream up something like that.






And then actually type it.

That's a 5 frogger....no question.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:34 AM
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You left out the part where they beat you guys in the 4x100 at the special olympics earlier in the day.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:37 AM
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Irish...

If you're unlucky at the track for awhile... don't let it bother you. You used up all your good luck not gettin arrested. But since you didn't, nice job whoopin the dude's ass.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:43 AM
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not feeling too good this morning, or to proud of my story. I can tell you that this will never happen again, but I really did have to do what I had to do. We were just enjoying our late night dinner, never said a word to these guys, and they wanted to start something. We laughed at what they said to try to get us to go into the parking lot, because we weren't looking for a fight. But when we were still sitting down eating and one of the guys came up to a good friend of mine who is one of the nicest guys I know and hit the hat off his head and gave him a little shove, I felt like I had to do something. I tackled him, tried throwing a few punches, and the owner broke it up.

The owner was not mad at me nor any of my friends, because he knew we wanted no part of the fight and those guys were looking to start something. This is the first time I ever have been in a "fight" my entire life, so it's not like something I have fun doing or do a lot.

I can honestly say the morning after, now that I am hungover and sober, that I am embarassed of myself. Live and Learn.
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Old 05-19-2007, 10:21 AM
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I can honestly say the morning after, now that I am hungover and sober, that I am embarassed of myself. Live and Learn.
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Pinocchio...stop already.



If someone needsa good vomit inducer....why take a look at this dreadful story.
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Old 05-19-2007, 10:29 AM
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I can honestly say the morning after, now that I am hungover and sober, that I am embarassed of myself. Live and Learn.
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Pinocchio...stop already.



If someone needsa good vomit inducer....why take a look at this dreadful story.

believe what you would like, I don't know how you can see this is a made up story, but keep thinking, I wish it was a made up story.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:38 AM
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Gepetto's gonna take your ass to the woodshed and chainsaw about three inches off your hide when he hears about this......wooded headed boys fighting! What's this world coming to.
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:22 PM
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believe what you would like, I don't know how you can see this is a made up story, but keep thinking, I wish it was a made up story.
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Well it sounds like something a Noodle would make up.

This sounds more like a PillowPants fight rather than a bar fight.Next time make it so at least 2 contestents go to emergency.






And I love what Philski'sTwin....I mea SatansTwin said.
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:15 PM
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i just checked the rule book.

bar fights have to take place at a bar. it doesn't count if you're throw down with the mean kid's at taco bell afterwards.

sorry.
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:27 PM
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A similar event happenned to me many years ago. I was minding my own business at a local diner when 3 beligerent customers started messing with my wife and I. Let's just say I "handled" the problem. Long story short, after serving 7 years, I was released & scheduled to fly home along with an assortment of inmates, most of which were incarcerated for a variety of extreme offenses. It was after they overpowered the guards on the plane that the real fun began...

In the end, I saved a couple lives & landed the plane on the strip in Las Vegas.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of the movie 'Con Air'....my bad.
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:26 PM
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I've seen the Irishman and he doesn't strike me as a Brawler. Hey I could be wrong but I doubt it. What bar in Muskegon were you at Irishman? I need to stay clear of there? I bet you were at Murphy's weren't you?
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:33 PM
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Years ago I was at a dairy queen, and a guy knocked my hat off.
I got mad and swore at him, then he said he was sorry.
I think I got a raspberry Mr. Misty.
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:59 PM
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Years ago I was at a dairy queen, and a guy knocked my hat off.
ooooooooh, the last straw.

Your composure in the situation, as illustrated by the fact that there is not an inebriated follow-up about how you then overpowered him and threw him into a glass cooler full of Dilly Bars, should be a lesson for us all.
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