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12-13-2007, 04:35 PM
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For best post, within the same thread, from Mortimer:
It was nickle perogi night at The CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar....it was in mid summer around 7 years ago. Oh it wasn't the nickle perogis that attracted me. ...I hate those vulcanized obsceneties anyway. I was there to see the first Eskeemo cheap whiskey dancer. It was fabled her legs didn't even hint of stopping at her dupa and she could slam down 3 doubles after every dance as if they contained pinneappple juice and not FrankyFiveAngels Rye. I came late...and they knew me there from my last visit when I cleaned out 17 Swedish military assault members and stuck their knives where cheese isn't made. The bar was full.....and I love sitting at the bar. I picked the toughest looking one to make sure there would be a message for all to enjoy. I told him......" You're sitting in my seat." He didn't like it. Not the seat....what I said. He replied.." Well I don't see yer stinkin' name on it." I knew he didn't know me from the last time. So I says......." No ..it ain't on my seat...it's on this....and my name is Colt .44." I pulled back my coat displaying a holstered Dirty Harry model." His eyes bugged I smashed him over the head with a full bottle of OldGrandDad....as he slumped I picked him up and flung him about 20 feet across the bar. I looked at all the dumbfounded retches and shrieked..."Anyone else wanna piece a me??" They weren't interested. 
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12-13-2007, 09:46 PM
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The story by Morton was indeed a classic.
I did not laugh out loud, but I did smack my lizard on the back and killed it. I laughed one of those laughs in which nothing came out, and I lost a significant amount of oxygen. It burned my ample abdominal muscles, and the expired lizard did not help matters I-ther.
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12-13-2007, 09:49 PM
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I'm sorry.....nominatons are limited to posts dated 12-12-07 or earlier.
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12-14-2007, 09:20 AM
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Is the 'Mrs. Bababooee' family turmoil thread a viable nominee?
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12-14-2007, 10:07 AM
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12-14-2007, 12:11 PM
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The entertainment value here has been priceless this past year....Shirely, Morty with all his fine work has to get poster of the year...KRIM & PG85 belong on the list for dishonourable mention.
Last edited by Payson Dave : 12-14-2007 at 12:26 PM.
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12-14-2007, 12:38 PM
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12-14-2007, 03:11 PM
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12-14-2007, 04:05 PM
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I hope so.
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12-14-2007, 05:25 PM
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Aw, shucks! That's so sweet! "First, I'd like to thank God. Then, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get this award..."
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12-19-2007, 04:56 PM
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My vote goes for the Thread about Skateboarding In SoCal......
..................till the thread hit a ""Bump In the road "" !!! 
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12-19-2007, 09:04 PM
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You need a spanking.
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12-20-2007, 04:47 PM
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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