Robert Goulet Still Dead

Mortimer · #1 10-31-2007, 02:10 PM

Goulet emerged to the top of the singing industry after a successful career as a matador. Contrary to rumor...he was never a jar.

Bull Fighting fans loved him so much the tv announcer had to say..."Oh they're not saying Ole'!.......They're saying GOO-LAY!"

Mortimer · #2 10-31-2007, 02:16 PM

Survived by daughter FritoLay and son HockeyGoLay.

Mortimer · #3 10-31-2007, 02:22 PM

EARTH SHAKING NEWS!!

The reuslts of a seismograph taken on Goulet's brain indicate he may be dreaming.

Would he dare dream the impossible?

WILL HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?

Mortimer · #4 10-31-2007, 02:24 PM

Shaken by the latest news....Canadians are now flying their flags at half passed.

Mortimer · #5 10-31-2007, 03:14 PM

Until further notice...Robert Goulet Day will only be recognized for half a day.