What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.