What Mortimer Did For Me

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




Alan Speegish.

Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.

[Mortimer]

Speegish understands. Fresh Kill is ugly to watch ,but Hosssy is trained to slowly torture the prey.

He's doing a fine job.

Oh....and you're wearing a short skirt. Fine work.






Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





Alan Speegish.

[Mortimer]

I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)
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And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)
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And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

He is amusing, isn't he? He takes himself so seriously.

[Mortimer]

Speegish enjoys pretty legs.



And yes.....Pints of fine whiskey are now given out to his Physics class students.They replace the blindfolds and earplugs given out in years previous.








Alan Speegish

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





Alan Speegish.

No problem. I was gone for awhile.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.

SOMEONE HAS DONE ANOTHER THING.






WHO HAS DONE THIS THING??








Where is your SnowyWoods location....Jezzy???























Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.


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OH REALLY????








And what about those crop circles on his head???





Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

DebODeb has submitted her dedication to Mortimer.She did a fine job writing and performing it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZHOorugPI


Let's give her a nice hand.







AlanSpeegish