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Old 08-31-2007, 11:09 AM
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Speakish speegs.







Just a moment.









Speegish speaks.




I missed the last few pages of Mortimers will. He asks he be buried in BrownSugar.








Just a moment.










What I meant was he asks he be buried in BrownSugars Angels thread.


He also mentions he hopes PillowPants buries GenuineCrazyLady.He also says if posters took the first request about not lauding him seriously...they should resume lauding immediately....."it was a joke fer cripes sakes."

More.....CajunH.....I'm not sure of that last letter. Oh well....he asks taht CajunH? shut her big mouth. He also requests someone give some kind of direction to the NotePad ditz.Let's see here....oh......he wants DebODeb to be given a Sudafed drip.I think he meant that in a good way.











Oh boy.








I better stop inserting my own stuff here.















I really am trying.







He also predicts Hossy will win an award for best signature and that LateFires will finally heat up Thebby's kitchen.He put a frowny face after that one.Oh...here's a wish that CapperZeke stop cheating at poker and get in this thread and express his deep sorrow and admiration.Another prediction was that Dispencer would admit to being a platoon player ....but then delete it in the "senator followed the 'stick it here ' directions" thread


Speegish hopes he did not miss anything.



Oh..he did.




He said SeatleAsteroid should get a life.


That should do it.Thank you.







Alan Speegish.

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Old 08-31-2007, 11:22 AM
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Alan Speegish found another page.


Thank my lucky stars.






Mortimer said The Panda will appear on David Letterman and hopefully hit PeeSchaffer with a pie.

Carla will destroy her photo.

AuntyCooby will be lap dancing in Norway.

CM Oriole will become a US Senator at Dulles Inter. Airport and do very well.

The Abominable DrugS will stop wearing socks.

Stevie Bogs will take a remedial pie counting course.

He will fail..by the way.

And if FOD doesn't make new members they will fail as well.







Alan Speegish.
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Old 08-31-2007, 01:52 PM
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Alan,


I did not cheat at poker.



I just did was what was done to me.


I miss the old Morty.



CZ
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:19 PM
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seems morty has now retired more times than sugar ray leonard.
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