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[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Even an out gay would be humiliated by that.

He cant control his sexual deviancy long enough to take a piss

I don't know if it's fair to judge his deviancy in relation to how long it takes him to take a piss, since the police report doesn't make it seem like he ever entered the restroom with any intention of actually taking one.

He was all-out on cruise control.