What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Hello.


This is Alan Speegish and I would like to speak.Mortimer left me specific instructions.He would rather you not lavish him so because as you all know he was a very modest person.

I would like to add something here.I really appreciate how Mr. Garden entertains everyone with that lost art...

















...LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!










It's nice seeing a grown ham sandwich in a polka dot suit with big shoes and a faulty umbrella peddle a unicyle with patches on the tire while juggling bowling buddies.

I mean bowling pins.

It's really quite refreshing.I am also glad Mr. Semiconductor enjoys Chicago HO's.

If any of you would like to send money to Mortimers favorite charity please feel free to do so.Also...I am writing down the names of those posters who have not left posts of appreciation/testimonials with regard to Mortimers croaking. I mean passing.






Alan Speegish.