What Mortimer Did For Me

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Instant Hall of Fame material.

OOOOOOOOOO Well done sir. The Predator (RIP) would be behooved

Fucl< off, HO-ssy.

You are ded to me as well.

I read through the selections room. That Maryfield head bob cost me the late Pick 3, Pick 4 and my win bet on BaronessThatcher.
















(I kid, of course, and am behooved as always.)

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I laughed.














Fine work Late Fires.















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[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I laughed.














Fine work Late Fires.















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Behooved, Abominable DrugS

I must say that I admire your racing knowledge as well as your fine collection of HO pictures, and hope to see more of both on display in the future.

[paisjpq]

Rip Mdf Ily

[Rileyoriley]

I haven't been on much lately due to work and I obviously missed alot (regretfully the Saratoga Urinal Thread). I will miss you my friend.

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

Hossy, do you think he has lost his mind?

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Hossy, do you think he has lost his mind?

The prosecution rests their case.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

I think you may be onto something with your hypothesis.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

Judge.
The prosecution wishes that
the above be added to the
record under the exhibits containing
the mentally challenged turned putrid.

All in good fun, meant absolutely no
harm by it.

[Indian Charlie]

woah nellie. i'm neither thoughtful or part of any clan.

one can appreciate another person without being in their 'clan' you know.

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things.

morty happens to be a pretty funny dude who's pretty good at getting under people's skin, especially those with a thin skin that have little to no sense of humor.

maybe you should ask yourself why you let morty get to you. and the rest of his clan as well, i suppose!

Originally Posted by pgardn

. You got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

woah nellie. i'm neither thoughtful or part of any clan.

one can appreciate another person without being in their 'clan' you know.

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things.

morty happens to be a pretty funny dude who's pretty good at getting under people's skin, especially those with a thin skin that have little to no sense of humor.

maybe you should ask yourself why you let morty get to you. and the rest of his clan as well, i suppose!

I thought he was funny many times.
But went way too far.
He played the antagonist for
cowards of gossip.
And he genuinely tried to
to be hurtful on occasion.
He knows this.

I realize I have fun playing on
the other side. But I get no pleasure
out of pitting people against each
other. Some obviously are attracted to
this form of communication.

Ahhh but I'm way too serious.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Well I did not realize the impact was so massive.

I dont know whether to vomit or have a panic attack.

The creativity shown by the board is quite obvious.
You got Pillow who is just flat out anry, firing off some
extraordinarily witty images to counter words. You
got DrugS, God, the Indian who cleary are thoughtful
who I guess I might describe as some of Morton's "clan".

Perplexed is what I am. Guess its like opera. I understand
it, but the presentation ruins the story. Same with this
phenomena called Morton. The thoughtful horde would
transform to a spineless mass. And the initially soft
basically decayed and started to smell.

I could be entirely wrong.

but i dont think so...

I know you aren't talking to me. I'm in the Wu-tang Clan, son..and we ain't nothin to f uck with.

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I know you aren't talking to me. I'm in the Wu-tang Clan, son..and we ain't nothin to f uck with.

The Asian girls you posted for me
was absolutely classic.

But man you can get pis sed off me boy.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I just read this again and I must say it really is brilliant. A tear came to the eye remembering threads from the past and I will now go back and read, to really take in the genius that was Morty. I am sure he is shining down on us in horsey board heaven. I only hope we can do him proud.

HO-ssy, God knows you've always been their for me. I two believe that our good friend is looking down on us from the big Saratoga Urinal in the sky. May God bless him and may God bless you with many winners.