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Old 06-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
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Old 06-22-2007, 03:21 PM
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Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
Too late... you've been sold. You are due to be shipped off to Biloxi, Mississippi tomorrow AM.
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:30 PM
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Huh????

What are you...Morté's agent?

Please be informed that some people are priceless.
believe Morté KNOWS that for a fact. No doubt.
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:06 PM
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You're coming to Newmarket MMSC....... Hope you will like it
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:39 PM
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Huh???? What are you...Morté's agent?
Why yes, yes I am. Would you prefer Alaska?
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:28 PM
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Once again....


HUH?
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:10 PM
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Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.




Don't you like your new home Aunty?
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:25 AM
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ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.
Do what you have to do. Just make it right.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:30 AM
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Do what you have to do. Just make it right.

You have lately left me scratching my head.





But jist you don't go callin' me late fer dinner!!
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Old 06-23-2007, 06:51 PM
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New and improved Morty? May I ask what the improvements are? You were ok in my book just the way you were.
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:06 PM
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This is the kind of adulation I have come to expect.Entirely to kind...Deb.




The new and improvements are a kinder,simpler,more benevolent Mortimer. One who listens to opinions that differ from his and understand people are different....therefor their thoughts are as well.



Now they may be frozen,stupid or dead.







But ,doggone it , they're people.
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:12 PM
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I think I'm gonna find that I liked the ol' Morty better
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:14 PM
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This is the kind of adulation I have come to expect.Entirely to kind...Deb.




The new and improvements are a kinder,simpler,more benevolent Mortimer. One who listens to opinions that differ from his and understand people are different....therefor their thoughts are as well.

Oh I get it! Now you're like Dr. Phil!

Now they may be frozen,stupid or dead.


I come into contact with many in that catagory at work.




But ,doggone it , they're people.
According to the ACLU.
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