Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay! - Page 10

paisjpq · #**181** 06-09-2007, 01:24 PM

long drive...you gonna make it while they are all still there?

Mortimer · #**182** 06-09-2007, 03:48 PM

I flew in.

Boy are my ams tired.

Rileyoriley · #**183** 06-09-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I flew in.

Boy are my ams tired.

I am impressed. Were you the pilot for the Goodyear blimp?

Mortimer · #**184** 06-09-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I am impressed. Were you the pilot for the Goodyear blimp?

Well no.

MommyDearest was tethered all this weekend.

Mortimer · #**185** 06-10-2007, 12:41 PM

Well I thought it was worth at least 4 pies.

Mortimer · #**186** 06-10-2007, 01:07 PM

I did want to say....

....I am a VERY nice boy!

Yes I am!!

Mortimer · #**187** 06-10-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Posters racing to this thread.

Ah don't thank so.

Oh.

You were kidding.

Ah did not know you had studied comedy with Mr. Blueski.

Mortimer · #**188** 06-10-2007, 05:39 PM

I am having a VERY good day.

Rileyoriley · #**189** 06-10-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I am having a VERY good day.

Perhaps because the words "Paris Hilton" have not been spoken in this thread?

OH DAMN! I SAID THEM!!!!!!!!!

Rileyoriley · #**190** 06-10-2007, 09:53 PM

I deeply apologize for that last post. Forgive me please.

Mortimer · #**191** 06-10-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I deeply apologize for that last post. Forgive me please.

Shirley...least I can do.

Too bad you're late today.

You have missed a lot!

But so have the Cavaliers.

Mortimer · #**192** 06-10-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I deeply apologize for that last post. Forgive me please.

She is True Swine though...isn't she?

AeWingnut · #**193** 06-10-2007, 10:43 PM

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Mortimer · #**194** 06-10-2007, 11:07 PM

You don't have the ear.

Not many do.

Mortimer · #**195** 06-10-2007, 11:12 PM

Oh.

Let me add...I may have a point on my head...

...but you have a joint instead.

( He doesn't hear the music...he'll never get it.)

Cajungator26 · #**196** 06-10-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

...but you have a joint instead.

It appears that he's not the only one tonight.

Mortimer · #**197** 06-11-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

It appears that he's not the only one tonight.

Apparently my reply was judged to be an Amish slur.

Cajungator26 · #**198** 06-11-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Apparently my reply was judged to be an Amish slur.

Apparently Indian Barley was smoking a fat one last night...

The amish must grow some good shiat.

AeWingnut · #**199** 06-11-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Apparently Indian Barley was smoking a fat one last night...

The amish must grow some good shiat.

I've seen the Amish at the OTB. I think they had a buggy racing. You know they are all nymphos

btw... Ihave listened to the music and my ears are ringing all the time. It is not fun

still don't know why there is 11 pages of nonsense. I post something about horse racing and get zero replies.

"if a cheated man's a loser and a cheater never wins...."

Payson Dave · #**200** 06-11-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut

...11 pages of nonsense. I post something about horse racing and get zero replies....."

don't ya just hate that...the injustice of it all...

Sometimes ya just can't take life soooo seriously