Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

Payson Dave · #1 06-07-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

And it's all real! No plastic surgery for Morty's Girls!

may need a front view just to be sure of that though....

er I mean to see the genuine smiles

Rileyoriley · #2 06-07-2007, 08:27 PM

You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.

Payson Dave · #3 06-07-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.

I'll just let my imagination paint an image in my mind...

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ahhh... vivid imaginations are wonderful things

Rileyoriley · #4 06-07-2007, 08:48 PM

Enjoy!

Now this breathtaking image is going to go do a sinkload of dishes.....

Payson Dave · #5 06-07-2007, 08:57 PM

hasta manana

GPK · #6 06-07-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.

the photographer ALWAYS keeps the negatives....

and the positives too.

Mortimer · #7 06-08-2007, 10:36 AM

NOTICE TO MORTY'S GIRLS:

I have been told one of you has a PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo on your dupa.

Report to me immediately.

Mortimer · #8 06-08-2007, 11:13 AM

Dave Krayson.

I hate to bother you,but the culprit will not fess up. You must do this thing. You must seek each one out and let me know who it is having that dupa tatoo.

Someone has to do it.

Next time I'll give you a break.

Mortimer · #9 06-08-2007, 01:23 PM

There is an "incident" taking place ,as I speak, that may call for the expungement of an MG member.

I will not stand for backsass.

I will let you all know the result of this infraction ....soon.

Cajungator26 · #10 06-08-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

NOTICE TO MORTY'S GIRLS:

I have been told one of you has a PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo on your dupa.

Report to me immediately.

Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.

Mortimer · #11 06-08-2007, 02:00 PM

noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Mortimer · #12 06-08-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.

Ma'am...I do not condone disparaging of women here.

I apologize you had to be the recipient of the True Swines retchings.

One must always consider the source and The 3 Amoeba's are not exactly what ya would call reputable.

Mortimer · #13 06-08-2007, 02:54 PM

Don't think I didn't see that Thebby.

You have broken my heart.

I will be going through the procedure to have you removed from the MG membership.

As well as something else.

I guess you can do me like that.

2 Dollar Bill · #14 06-08-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.

"" A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine"" !!