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Old 06-06-2007, 10:53 AM
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And would you look at that noble snout.
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:59 AM
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if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:01 AM
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Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:32 AM
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Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.
Carla is Buffy.












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Old 06-06-2007, 11:35 AM
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I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday!
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:39 AM
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All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:43 AM
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All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.

YES!!!








CARE-LA BECOMES THE SECOND MORTY'S GIRLS!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:42 AM
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I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday!

NO










GO TO BED!
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:31 AM
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if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?

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...really.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:05 PM
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...really.

dont hate me cause i'm beautiful
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:08 PM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:10 PM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?

the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:12 PM
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the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

They always are.
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:14 PM
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the girls who did audition were tricked into thinking they will win a date with blackthroatedwind.

You mean it wasn't for a date with BTW? Oh, well then I am out!
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:11 PM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








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Old 06-06-2007, 12:53 PM
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You're going to have to do a LOT better than that.








NO.
just for the record, i'm not a contestant.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:12 PM
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this is a bizarre Derbytrail version of the batchelor, except that in this edition there is a noticeable lack of interest on the female side, almost as if nobody is interested in winning. hmmm?
Its still early...wait for the late closers !

[ btw.. I didnt mean...... late closers = last call @ 4am bar ]
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I don't.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:14 PM
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I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.


As well as AuntyCooby.








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Old 06-06-2007, 10:04 PM
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I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.
Well okay, since your Thebby showed up (guess she got the pm too? ) and hey... if AJ and BTW are contestants i suppose it won't hurt to at least enter the talent competition.....

Hang on, let me put my dart gun down....

... and change my outfit, take down my hair, take these off.....

A-hem..... I'd like to perform my interpretation of the entries for race 2 at Hollywood Park tomorrow.

Turn down the lights.....

Music please.....

Lucid.
Lollapolooza.
In My Life.
Wild Sissy.

Getnhotnhere...




and Popsicle Gal.
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