Fave TV lines...

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Aunt Esther to Fred - "The lord will strike you down!"
Fred Sanford to Esther - "And this Louisville slugger will knock you out!"

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

"For the life of me, I thought turkeys could fly"

Mr. Carlson - WKRP in Cincy

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

A scene from SOAP when young Billy was kidnapped by the Moonies...
Chester, Benson, John Byer and Grandpa are dressed up in camo and in
"black face".
"After we save Billy, we're going out to find "white" women!

[SCUDSBROTHER]

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Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!


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Fred Sanford: Ain't you got some work to do, Oleo?
Julio: The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford.
Fred Sanford: It's "Sanford", Julio.
Julio: Okay, then.
Fred Sanford: Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat.
Julio: I did all that this morning, man.
Fred Sanford: Well, why don't you go back to Puerto Rico?
Julio: Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want.
Fred Sanford: Well, how about Alaska? That's a state.

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Julio: Buenos Dias, Mr. Sanford.
Fred Sanford: And beans and disease to you, too.

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Aunt Esther: Who you calling Ugly Sucka?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly. You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

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Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!


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Fred Sanford: Ain't you got some work to do, Oleo?
Julio: The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford.
Fred Sanford: It's "Sanford", Julio.
Julio: Okay, then.
Fred Sanford: Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat.
Julio: I did all that this morning, man.
Fred Sanford: Well, why don't you go back to Puerto Rico?
Julio: Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want.
Fred Sanford: Well, how about Alaska? That's a state.

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Julio: Buenos Dias, Mr. Sanford.
Fred Sanford: And beans and disease to you, too.

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Aunt Esther: Who you calling Ugly Sucka?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly. You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

Another great show. Red Foxx was a God.

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

"For the life of me, I thought turkeys could fly"

Mr. Carlson - WKRP in Cincy

That was a great episode. I forgot that one also. Thanks. A Thanksgiving publicity stunt gone awry.

Neuman's hopeles plead (from Seinfeld) while in his burning mailtruck ignited after running over a toaster on Kramer's adpoted part of the highway with spilled flammable solvent:

Oh the humanity...

[Crown@club]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

Aunt Esther to Fred - "The lord will strike you down!"
Fred Sanford to Esther - "And this Louisville slugger will knock you out!"

Great Show.
Who made the comment? benson?

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

Great Show.
Who made the comment? benson?

I believe it was John Byner's character, Detective Donhaue and he said it to
Jessica. An all time classic T.V. show!