Fave TV lines...
 

A fun topic for a slow horse day.

I have lots and lots. Just changed my signature to one of my faves. What are some of yours? :p

To quote Norm from Cheers

"Women, cant live with them...pass the beer nuts."

If you can't do the time don't do the crime.

Mom always said don't play ball in the house. LOL

Another good one from Norm shaking his head in failure after trying unsuccessfully to convince Vera on the phone:

"Sammy, when trust goes out of a relationship, lyin just aint fun anymore."

OK, I give up. What show or shows are these lines from?

another Norm classic...

"it's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear"

Damn I forgot that one Kev. Thanks.

Buffs. Norm on "Cheers"

Thought everyone would know it Buffy.
Baretta and The Brady Bunch

Aunt Esther to Fred - "The lord will strike you down!"
Fred Sanford to Esther - "And this Louisville slugger will knock you out!"

"For the life of me, I thought turkeys could fly"

Mr. Carlson - WKRP in Cincy

A scene from SOAP when young Billy was kidnapped by the Moonies...
Chester, Benson, John Byer and Grandpa are dressed up in camo and in
"black face".
"After we save Billy, we're going out to find "white" women!

That was a great episode. I forgot that one also. Thanks. A Thanksgiving publicity stunt gone awry.

Neuman's hopeles plead (from Seinfeld) while in his burning mailtruck ignited after running over a toaster on Kramer's adpoted part of the highway with spilled flammable solvent:

Oh the humanity...

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Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!


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Fred Sanford: Ain't you got some work to do, Oleo?
Julio: The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford.
Fred Sanford: It's "Sanford", Julio.
Julio: Okay, then.
Fred Sanford: Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat.
Julio: I did all that this morning, man.
Fred Sanford: Well, why don't you go back to Puerto Rico?
Julio: Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want.
Fred Sanford: Well, how about Alaska? That's a state.

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Julio: Buenos Dias, Mr. Sanford.
Fred Sanford: And beans and disease to you, too.

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Aunt Esther: Who you calling Ugly Sucka?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly. You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

Another great show. Red Foxx was a God.

Great Show.
Who made the comment? benson?

That was the one I was trying to think of, Hilarious!!

Son, let this be a lesson to you: never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.

--Al Bundy

I believe it was John Byner's character, Detective Donhaue and he said it to
Jessica. An all time classic T.V. show!