A letter to Republicans in Power

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Well, get some of the Repub-types to start posting and I can have some fun with them, too! But it sounds like at least some of them might be busy with a warm cupcake...

I'll revisit...I am researching what the Lions will have to do to grab Brandon Siler...5th round he is still there!!

The first part of your post made perfect sense, but the second part is all mwah mwah mwah wah to me...

[GenuineRisk]

And look! So easy a caveman can do it!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1720068.ece

[GenuineRisk]

And here she is- Malkin with her mixed-up fetishes. And misquoted Reid, while she's at it, but hey, whatever.

http://wonkette.com/politics/michell...eck-255240.php

I'm now fully convinced she's secretly working for the Dems.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

And here she is- Malkin with her mixed-up fetishes. And misquoted Reid, while she's at it, but hey, whatever.

http://wonkette.com/politics/michell...eck-255240.php

I'm now fully convinced she's secretly working for the Dems.

I am always torn on Malkin, because I like that she's snarky and when she's actually right about an issue and not just stirring **** up for the sake of doing it, I think she's awesome. But she's certifiable in a lot of ways too -- but goodness, do I love watching her on TV!

Plus, Wonkette blogs about her with the utmost hate at all times

ps, I forget, did I ever send you to Shakesville?

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

I am always torn on Malkin, because I like that she's snarky and when she's actually right about an issue and not just stirring **** up for the sake of doing it, I think she's awesome. But she's certifiable in a lot of ways too -- but goodness, do I love watching her on TV!

Plus, Wonkette blogs about her with the utmost hate at all times

ps, I forget, did I ever send you to Shakesville?

I got the link to Wonkette via conservative John Cole's site. His warning was simply, "Don't click on this. Just don't do it." tee hee. I don't actually read Wonkette. Shakesville- right; I'll click on it now. Thanks for the reminder

Here's another lovely Malkin moment. And yes, she's very entertaining on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoM90bAsr1M

[GenuineRisk]

Omigawd; I love the site because it had a link to this!

http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php

Too much fun! Though apparently I write like a girl.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Handsome Kev, you're just going about it the wrong way. What you need to do is start some kind of movement, saying that with enough Jesus in their life, homosexuals can become heterosexual, or that premarital sex will lead to incalculable emotional damage, or that sex is only for procreation, and then go on lots of TV news programs, or get into government (lately I hear qualifications aren't even necessary; as long as you have an altar built to GW somewhere in your home, you're in). Make loud, angry statements about how evil all this sexual permissiveness is and how America must do everything in its power to stop it. I promise you, you'll soon have all the tail you can handle. And nasty stuff, too, I bet! Michelle Malkin in a Catholic schoolgirl's skirt doing cheers for you (because she gets her fetishes mixed up).

well damn....here all this time I just thought being popular on a internet horse racing message board was enough to get me all the tail I can handle.

Somebody lied to me...

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

In my opinion, some morality needs to be legislated, like the fancy notion that killing other people is wrong. However, I believe what GR is saying (or at least what I glean, and what I think) is that those people legislating that are not running around killing people and then turning around and telling you not to.

This whole crusade to legislate "sexual morality" is folly to begin with because all it does is lead to under-education which is dangerous for kids. My parents taught me about sex and condoms by the time I was twelve because they thought that educated people make smarter, safer decisions. Instead of pretending that by giving real, potentially life-saving education to kids we will encourage a bunch of promiscuous eighth graders, maybe we should be looking at the fact that education saves lives and abstinence-only education doesn't work at all.

So when these very same very married people who want to make it mandatory that the only sex education we provide for kids is "don't do it" and the only advice we have for them regarding sex is "don't do it," but are then cavorting around getting "massages" from "Central Americans," (translation: non-commital way of saying you cheated on your wife by ****ing another woman, a non-American one at that!) we have a little bit of a problem. Immoral people who spend their whole lives telling others how to live "morally" don't deserve to be part of the decision-making process for anything that involves morality, aka, lay off the icky-sex-is-bad-and-I-would-know-because-I-am-the-world's-fourth-most-moral-person-according-to-the-latest-polls stuff and then nobody's feathers get ruffled when you get caught paying for blowjobs from hookers.

i'm all with laws regarding felonious crimes like murder and such--but when the courts are tied up with discussing whether sex toys should be legal--well, call me crazy, but i think that's just ridiculous. what two consenting adults choose to do in the privacy of their home should be their own business.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

I'm just adding this to the list of reasons of why I believe you are a closet hetero!

Between the love for Me-So and the numerous attractive chicks on your myspace site...

She finds it offensive that people call her Me-So Michelle. There's a reason pretty girls like me, and it's not because I like them back.

I think though, that if Me-So were not as attractive as she is, that most people wouldn't listen to her and I would probably like her about a third as much as I do. Call me shallow. I think she's hot.

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Omigawd; I love the site because it had a link to this!

http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php

Too much fun! Though apparently I write like a girl.

I do too Surprisingly, I copied about twenty entries from my blog in there and I came out as barely on the female side based on the language I use. Beer. Sex. Football. Beer. Fight. ****. Beer.

Sorry about that outburst, just wanted to up my chances of coming up a guy next time

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by GPK

well damn....here all this time I just thought being popular on a internet horse racing message board was enough to get me all the tail I can handle.

Somebody lied to me...

I'm sorry; but this message has to be pre-empted for thoughts on hockey.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

I'm sorry; but this message has to be pre-empted for thoughts on hockey.

Read: ZOMG BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!!!!

(Baba can interpret if you need, he is an expert at l33t speak, as we learned some time ago)

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

She finds it offensive that people call her Me-So Michelle. There's a reason pretty girls like me, and it's not because I like them back.

I think though, that if Me-So were not as attractive as she is, that most people wouldn't listen to her and I would probably like her about a third as much as I do. Call me shallow. I think she's hot.




I do too Surprisingly, I copied about twenty entries from my blog in there and I came out as barely on the female side based on the language I use. Beer. Sex. Football. Beer. Fight. ****. Beer.

Sorry about that outburst, just wanted to up my chances of coming up a guy next time

Here's some more help- feel free to cut and paste:

Spackle. Jock itch. Huh huh huh. Chicks dig that. 3/8" drill bit. Where's the remote. Smells okay to eat.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Here's some more help- feel free to cut and paste:

Spackle. Jock itch. Huh huh huh. Chicks dig that. 3/8" drill bit. Where's the remote. Smells okay to eat.

Spackle. Jock itch. Huh huh huh. Chicks dig that. 3/8" drill bit. Where's the remote. Smells okay to eat.

Beer. Girls. Sluts. Beer. What's for dinner?

What were you saying?

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Spackle. Jock itch. Huh huh huh. Chicks dig that. 3/8" drill bit. Where's the remote. Smells okay to eat.

Beer. Girls. Sluts. Beer. What's for dinner?

What were you saying?

Dude, you will ROCK the bookblog with your pumped up manlimanliness. It'll be taking off its panties for you right then and there.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Dude, you will ROCK the bookblog with your pumped up manlimanliness. It'll be taking off its panties for you right then and there.

Stupid immigrants. Let's get high. Meat. Marlboro Reds. Michelle Malkin is HOT! FoxNews FoxNews FoxNews. Britney Spears before she was crazy **** YAHHHHHHH!

Thanks for stroking my ego/manliness rating.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Bill Maher on Crazy Britney Spears:

"Can you unmasterbate to someone?"

LMAO! Quote of the day.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by GPK

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.


BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

REPUBLICAN

You have 2 cows,and your neighbor has none.So,you realize he has to have milk to survive.So,the only good solution is to get yourself 2 more cows.You are such a good person,because now you can give your neighbor just barely enough nourishment to keep him healthy enough to come take care of your 2 new cows.Tonite,you are going to be given a humanitarian award for giving a 2 % share of one of your cows to an organization that works to keep health clinics(for the disadvantaged) open 2 days a week.