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01-24-2007, 01:00 PM

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I like....."The longshot I bet on was so slow that he went off at 20 to one and came home at a quarter after two."

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01-24-2007, 02:08 PM

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When you hit a big winner, tell the guy next to you, "You would have had that one too if you read Derby Trail."

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01-24-2007, 02:13 PM

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If somebody snezzes really loud,quickly yell "SEE A DOCTOR."

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