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03-26-2015, 03:21 PM
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From Morty
 =============================================== Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy has been summoned to represent the CLYDEFORM!! most excellent analysis of the Louisiana Ragin'Cajun Derby: (By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr....oh never mind.) 1....STANFORD They should not travel out of the PAC-10. So no. Crinkle.... trash can 2....MR. Z Close,but missing the C. Too bad. Crinkle.... trash can 3....DEFONDO This is a filthy Italian word and has no place in horsey racing. Girls Roller Derby,yes. Horsey racing,no. Crinkle.... trash can 4....Huh? Oh just forget it. Crinkle.... trash can 5....A PLAY WITH A PAIR-A-DICE Box cars. Blech. Crinkle.... trash can 6....WAR STORY KEEPAH!! 7....KEEN ICE KEEPAH! 8....ST. JOE BOY John Boy worshiped him. Reason enough. Crinkle.... trash can 9....MR. MORTIM----UPS!!.....I mean,INTERNATIONAL STAR KEEPAH-KEEPAH!! 1....INTERNATIONAL STAR 2....KEEN ICE 3....WAR STORY 
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03-26-2015, 05:10 PM
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Who doesn't love a spirited game of "I've Got Your Tongue?!"
https://twitter.com/DRFLivingston/st...09983863390208 
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03-27-2015, 10:54 AM
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From Morty
================================================== ======== Say! How 'bout a spirited game of "WHERE ARE MY BOO BEE'S!!?" So much fun! But seriously. It's time for CLYDEFORM!! extraordinary analysis of the FLORIDA NIKIDIE SUNBATHERS DERBY: 1....AMI'S TWAT Oh my god!! thud! Crinkle.... trash can 2....JACK'S TIP Oh my GOD!! THUD! Crinkle.... trash can 3....R U NAUGHTY HOLY COW!! THUD!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 4....NIKIDIE KNOCKOUT WHOA!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 5....QUIMET FILTHY!! Crinkle.... trash can 6....MY POINT EXACTLY OHMYGOD!!!!!!! THUD!! Crinkle.... trash can 7....MATERIALITY Finally a decent,moral American horsey. KEEPAH!! 8....TAKE A BREAST AAAAHHHH!!!! THUD! Crinkle.... trash can 9....UPSKIRT BASEBALL!! THUD!!!!!!! Crinkle.... trash can MATERIALITY to win this shameful display of debauchery.
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03-27-2015, 11:55 AM
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I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "I boobies". I thought of you.
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03-27-2015, 11:57 AM
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La Derby:
Mr Z International Star Keen Ice Fl. Derby:Materiality The "Don't Buy" Races" Mile-Quadrivium Gold cup-Bathyrhon UAE-Sir Fever Sprint-Farmah Shaheen-Cool Cowboy Turf-Solow-WON! Sheema Classic-Harp Star WC-Long River
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04-03-2015, 12:39 PM
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From Morty
================================================== ===== Fine work,SightyPoo....as the Director of Marketing for CLYDEFORM!! I do have a suggestion.I like the idea of selling lifetime subscriptions.You tickle it by promising a nikkidie photo of you for each and every lifetime purchase----and we are on Most Easy Street. And I do like your name game for Frammento. Debbie-O-Debbie: If you will look back before the K-Fried Five you quoted;you will see there were 7 horsey's in the top 5.I dropped War Story out.That is how 6 horsey's made the top five. And NOW! CLYDEFORM'S!! fine analysis of the PURPLEGANJA HORSEY RACE!! 1....BLECH BLECH BLECH AGAIN!!?? BLECH!!!! Crinkle... trash can 2.... Can't type it....makes me vomit. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 3....PEPPER ROANI ....hmm,sounds like a South American stripper......has a South American stripper ever won the PurpleGanja?..... smoked it -yes won it-no Crinkle.... trash can 4....UNRIVALED KEEPAH! 5....CARP Pletcher totes another big fish in from Florida. Almost as much fun as a Dave Schwontz interview. Crinkle.... trash can 6....FRA MINT MENTO Al those commercial rehearsals are going to pay off. Click 'er in there Nicky! KEEPAH!! 7....CLASSY CLASS Oh God do I hate this name! Get RID of him! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!!!!!!!! 8....DAFFY DANNY MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!! nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!! thud E-box Fra Mint Mento,Unrivaled and Carp
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04-03-2015, 04:57 PM
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Another from Morty
================================================== ======== CLYDEFORM!! performs the finite element analysis of the SANTA ANITA HIGH GRADE HAPPICANDY: 1....DUODENUM A baffert horsey. I despise baffert. Not the horsey. Crinkle.... trash can 2.... See above Crinkle.... trash can 3....TOSS CROSS THE LINE Good idea. Crinkle.... trash can 4....BOLO Interesting horsey. My breeding expert found this guy has an ancestor in his blood lines who traveled the whole world;an indefatigable land gobbler. That ancestor happens to be Marco Bolo. So keepah!! 5....PROSPECT PARK !!OOOOOOOOOO!! KEEPAH! 6.... Forgot the name.....and yer what have you. Crinkle.... trash can What an exciting race. Anyways.... 1....Prospect Park 2....Bolo
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04-11-2015, 10:42 PM
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Sighty's Kentucky Fried Five Keepah-Keepah list:
1) Canadian Spaceship 2) Dortmund 3) Firing Line 4) Frosted 5) TBD (he's a very fast horsey!) Sighty's Kentucky Okie Dokie Keepah-Keepah list: 1) I'm a Chatterbox 2) Birdatthewire 3) Stellar Wind 4) Include Betty 5) Shook Up
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03-27-2015, 12:10 PM
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03-27-2015, 12:15 PM
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My Don't Buy Selections:
Mile: Surfer Gold Cup: Brown Panther Derby: Golden Barows Sprint: Sole Power Shaheen: Super Jockey Turf: THE GREY GATSBY Sheema: Harp Star World Cup: Lea (Go Aluminum Go!) Louisiana Derby: Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Florida Derby: Upstart Fair Ground Oaks: I'M A CHATTERBOX
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03-27-2015, 12:55 PM
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Another from Morty
================================================== ======== The D.O.D. thinks of me even when she sees a license plate. She's hooked. And ,why do I not see a throbbing heart next to the winner of the LA Derby??.....hmmm?? And now----CLYDEFORM!! analyzes the DON'T BUY ARID UNDERARM WORLD CUP: 1.... PRINTH BISHOP Uh----no. Crinkle.... trash can 2.... MOS' HONO-BURR HOKKO TARUMAE Own by owna of Sherr Oir----Godzirra. But Godzirra is dumb hosey owna!!!! NO! Crinkle.... trash can 3....PARAFFIN STORY He's going to get his dupa waxed. Crinkle.... trash can 4.... ASKANCE He looks----odd,doesn't he? I think he be a non keepah. Crinkle.... trash can 5....PRINTHETH LEA O-VER-RATE-ED!!!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 6.... CANDY BOY Yet another flamer in the sand. nyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!! thud 7.... SHO'T RIDE ON LONG RIVA Another camel deal gone south. Crinkle.... trash can 8.... EPIPHANEIA Yew KNOW it!! KEEPAH! 9.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM I sniff second place. EPIPHANEIA to win. C.A. as exact buddy.
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03-28-2015, 10:30 AM
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03-28-2015, 12:40 PM
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I like Lady Lara in the Honey Fox. What a fun race.
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